Here’s something ultra mega cool that I saw at NAMM the other day. It was rotating in a display case for added dramatic effect and so its Ultra Awesome could radiate from all sides. It’s the actual, real, totally legit, very instrument a certain megastar played. But which megastar? Let’s play a little guessing game. If you get it in 1, you’re a Metal Ninja. Get it in 2 and you’re an esteemed Rock Corporal. If it takes you to 3 you’re just plain run-of-the-mill Rad, and if you don’t know what it is by the time you see the final photo then you just plain suck. Sorry.