mortification

Hilarious Metal Album Cover: Mortification – Erasing The Goblin

Here’s the first in an occasional series that both celebrates and ridicules my love of metal. Ladies and gentlemen, please enjoy… Erasing The Goblin.

Why is the goblin in a rocking chair? What kind of dick impales a goblin while they’re sitting down? Who’s going to dust the Wall of Misery behind old greenyskin there now? And what’s Chris Jericho doing wearing a corset?

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A95QpJWCEAA6AUk-2.jpg-large Hi! I'm Peter Hodgson. I write for Gibson.com, Australian Guitar, Australian Musician, Mixdown Magazine (including my instructional column, 'Unleash Your Inner Rock God,' which has been running since 2007), BluntBeat (including their weekly hard rock/metal column Crunch) and The Brag. And I'm Assistant Social Coordinator with Seymour Duncan. I've been playing guitar since I was 8 years old, and I've been writing for magazines since I was 18. I've also worked as a guitar teacher (up to 50 students a week), a setup tech, a newspaper editor, and I've also dabbled in radio a little bit. I live in Melbourne, Australia, and my hobbies include drinking way too much coffee, and eating way too much Mexican food. You can check out my guitar playing at Bandcamp or on YouTube, and feel free to email me at iheartguitarblog@gmail.com